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After implementing a rigorous fitness training program and mandatory decorative scarf, Dave is ready to embark on his side-project as a male model with the Abercrombie & Fitch Fall Home Depot campaign.
” It wasn’t til Nacogdoches, that Billy Gibbons realized his beloved hat was missing”
“This is what I do part time for extra cash, hold tools in this belt for carpenters.”
Those damn bed bugs better not mess with me tonight.
Dave, a huge fan of Home Improvement back in the day, wonders if his “Al Borland” outfit is too dated for Halloween….
Does this belt make my ass look fat?
“Can Dave fix it?”
“YES HE CAN!”
Just g’on ahead…draw mister.
So, which one of you Lovely Ladies is the Bride-to-be? Walt, stop taking pictures and hit play on the Damn Jam Box!!
“If I had a hammer, I’d hammer all over this land….”
Ev’r so often a man just has to drive a screw.
Dammit y’all, I’m tellin’ you, I don’t need a drum tech. I can do the repairs myself!”
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